All stores operationalCart tested as a shopper: passingMedian incident response: 8 minIncidents reaching customers this quarter: 0///
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Storekeeper · AI store operations · for $5M–$15M+ Shopify stores

Your store, intelligently watched around the clock.

Storekeeper is the AI-operated layer under a serious Shopify business: agents that test, verify, gate and improve your store around the clock, trained on five years of running stores like yours, with a senior expert deciding anything that matters.

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Storekeeper · the tape
0Checks tonight
8 minMedian response
CART: PASSING
Sample from last night’s tape · illustrative times
$25M+
Partner-store revenue under watch
20+
Shopify stores, long-term relationships
8 min
Median incident response
0
Incidents reaching customers this quarter
Log / The problem01 / 13

The costly problems already exist. You just don’t know about them.

A store like yours loses money in two ways. The loud way: something breaks, and sales stop. And the quiet way: everything looks fine on the surface, while money leaks out underneath.

The loud way · illustrative

A $30M store. The cart breaks at 11 PM. Nobody notices until morning.

A store that size makes roughly $3,400 an hour. If the cart dies at 11 PM and nobody notices until nine the next morning, that’s ten hours of shoppers hitting a wall, while the ads keep paying to send them into it. And how does anyone find out? The way it almost always happens: a customer emails.

Revenue lost overnight
$0
plus the ad spend that paid to send shoppers into a dead cart
Illustrative · your scan uses your real numbers
The quiet way
01Getting slower, quietly

Each new app makes your pages a little heavier. Slower pages sell less, and nobody ever notices a store getting slower. They only notice once it’s slow.

02Ads aimed by wrong numbers

When your store tells Meta or Google the wrong sales numbers, they cheerfully spend your budget on the wrong things. Quietly, every single day.

03Broken, and nobody knows

A button that stopped working. A variant that won’t add to cart. Your customers find these before you do: days later, one abandoned sale at a time.

04One letter from a lawyer

Accessibility lawsuits go after successful Shopify stores, and settlements usually land between $20k and $75k. It’s far cheaper to never be a target.

The uncomfortable part isn’t that these are happening to your store. It’s that if they were, nothing in your current setup would tell you.

Log / Why it costs so much02 / 13

The damage isn’t the breakage. It’s the delay.

Here’s the same failure, on the same store, twice. The only thing that changes is who notices first, and when.

Without Storekeeper: a customer finds it~2 days broken · illustrative

From the inside, nothing looked wrong. The store just sold less, hour after hour, until someone outside the company finally said something.

−$34,000
With Storekeeper: we find itMinutes broken · loss close to nil

Agents test your store the way a real shopper uses it, around the clock, so when something breaks, it’s caught while it’s still a non-event.

≈ $0
Log / How it works03 / 13

Your store, before and after you hook Storekeeper.

One continuous system. Everything that happens to your store flows in on the left. Storekeeper sits in the middle. What comes out the other side is a store that’s been tested, verified, gated and improved, every night, with proof. And one person owns it all: a dedicated senior expert, your single point of contact. No ticket queues, no account managers, one person who knows your store.

STOREKEEPER
Agentsrun the checks, 24/7
The Brainpatterns from every store
Senior expertdedicated to you, decides what matters
L0OBSERVEL1AUTO-FIXL2APPROVEDL3NEVER
Illustrative $12M store · ≈$1,400 flows through every hour · up to $3,100/hr in peak weeks

This isn’t a savings scheme, and it isn’t a nice-to-have. It’s how a store this size is supposed to run: tested like a shopper around the clock, its numbers verified nightly, its sale weeks armored in advance, everything documented. Under a million in revenue, you can run on luck. At your size, luck is just unmonitored exposure, and “nothing’s broken” is a claim nobody in your company can currently verify.

Log / What Storekeeper does04 / 13

Seven jobs, run nightly.

Job 00 · the first pass · before the watch begins

First, we bring your store up to standard.

Before the nightly watch begins, the first pass is a deep clean with full access: unused apps uninstalled, dead code and stray scripts stripped out, duplicate pixels removed, product catalog and metafields tidied, redirects fixed. Not just maintained: brought up to our standard, then kept there.

Unused apps removedDead code & scripts strippedCatalog & metafields tidiedDocumented as we go
01

Protect

Your cart is tested like a real shopper every few minutes, day and night; the store is backed up daily.

AGENTS · run the probes, roll back to last known good (L1)
SENIOR EXPERT · anything beyond a rollback
Tested 24/7Daily backup, one-click undoMoney pages checkedEmergency line, 7 days
02

Verify

The numbers your ad platforms and dashboards see are reconciled against real orders, every night.

AGENTS · reconcile, flag, dedupe (L1)
SENIOR EXPERT · any change to tracking setup (L2)
Ad numbers checked nightlyFake traffic filteredPrices & discounts sanity-checkedUnused app spend found
03

Preserve

Speed watched constantly; technical SEO hygiene kept; accessibility monitored; Shopify’s own changes absorbed.

AGENTS · watch and report (L0); fix broken redirects (L1)
SENIOR EXPERT · theme-level fixes (L2)
Speed watchedTechnical SEO floorAccessibility monitoredShopify updates absorbed
04

Gate

Your own team keeps shipping; the theme just lives in GitHub now. Every change ships as a pull request: rehearsed on staging, speed-tested, checked for anomalies, then merged to live. Nothing lands unreviewed, and any release rolls back to the last known good version in one step.

AGENTS · run the gates on every pull request (L0/L1)
SENIOR EXPERT · reviews and merges; signs any release that fails a gate (L2)
Theme in GitHub, version-controlledStaging rehearsal for every PROne-step rollback to last known good
05

Prepare

Sale weeks get dedicated on-call cover: through Black Friday and the weekends that make your year, senior eyes are on the store live, and promos are verified the moment they go live.

AGENTS · watch the store live, verify promos as they launch (L0/L1)
SENIOR EXPERT · on call through your peak days (L2)
Sale-week on-call coverBlack Friday war-roomPromos verified at launch
06

Automate

Proven operational automations installed in week one, then watched like the cart so they never silently die.

AGENTS · install, monitor nightly (L1)
SENIOR EXPERT · approves each automation (L2)
20 automations, week oneLow-stock & risk alertsAutomations monitored nightly
07

Report

A weekly summary, a monthly money statement with evidence, a living manual of how your store works, and “it’s them, not you” alerts when a vendor goes down.

AGENTS · compile, attach evidence (L0)
SENIOR EXPERT · writes the recommendation
Weekly summaryMonthly money statementYour store, documentedOutage? We tell you first
Log / What you see now05 / 13

Every vendor you’ve hired, finally visible.

Today, your vendors report their own results. Storekeeper audits everything they put on or through the store, every night, and enhances it. Every vendor does better work on a verified store. Every vendor’s work becomes provable.

SEOreports its own results
ADSreports its own results
CROreports its own results
DEVreports its own results
LOGISTICSreports its own results
EMAILreports its own results
↓ Storekeeper · under the hood ↓
Audited nightly · Enhanced · Provable monthly

We never promise growth. We make the people who do promise it accountable, and faster.

Log / Agentic commerce06 / 13

Your customers are agents now, too.

AI agents now shop on behalf of real people: researching products, comparing options, completing purchases. Shopify has built the rails, and stores are already discoverable in ChatGPT, Copilot and Google AI Mode. That’s a whole new surface of your store, with break points that didn’t exist eighteen months ago. And today, nobody at a store your size owns it.

The catalog drifts from the storeAn agent quotes a stale price, or sells stock that isn’t there. No error anywhere, just wrong answers given confidently.
A channel toggle sits offThe owner thinks the store is on. To every shopping agent, it doesn’t exist.
Product data quietly incompleteMissing fields make products unreadable to agents. Not broken, just invisible.
Your bot filter fights your buyersA filter written before agents existed now filters out revenue. Junk bots and shopping agents need telling apart.
CHATGPTagents, shopping for people
COPILOTagents, shopping for people
GOOGLE AI MODEagents, shopping for people
↓ Storekeeper · watching both sides of the counter ↓
Two kinds of customers · one verified floor

Your store now serves two kinds of customers, humans and agents. We watch it for both.

Same discipline as everywhere else: we verify readiness, data integrity and measurement. Whether agents pick your products is merchandising. And this November is the first Black Friday where AI agents buy at scale; entering it with your agent channels unverified is its own kind of luck.

Log / It learns07 / 13

No store breaks the same way twice.

The Brain is the combined memory of every store we operate. When a third-party app takes down a cart on one store, the diagnosis and the fix are remembered for good: if the same thing starts anywhere else, it’s fixed in minutes, and every other store running that app gets checked before it breaks too. It works both ways, and it never stops learning: every month it’s more experienced with Shopify’s quirks, app conflicts, cart failures and runtime issues than the last.

STORE STORE STORE STORE STORE STORE STORE STORE THE BRAIN PATTERNS, NOT DATA PATTERNS IN CHECKS OUT

Your data never leaves your store. What travels is the pattern and the fix. Never numbers, never customers, never your work.

Log / What Storekeeper is allowed to do08 / 13

Storekeeper is allowed to do exactly this much.

The question every owner asks, answered before you ask it: will it touch my live store? Every action at every level lands on the tape.

L0Observe & report

Default for anything new. Watch, log, tell.

L1Auto-fix, reversible

Pre-approved config-level fixes only: a duplicated pixel, a broken redirect, a rollback to last known good. Logged, undoable.

L2Senior-expert approved

Anything touching theme code, apps, pricing, discounts or automations: the system proposes, a senior expert signs, it ships through staging and a speed gate.

L3Never automated

Checkout settings, payments, customer data, live pricing changes. Senior expert hands only.

L0 observe · L1 reversible · L2 expert-signed · L3 never · everything lands on the tape
Log / The monthly statement09 / 13

No status updates. Proof, in dollars.

Once a month, a short statement written for an owner: proof the standard was kept. Hundreds of checks passed, every release gated, every upstream change absorbed. And when the system catches money (a failed-payment leak, a broken code, an app you forgot you pay for), it shows up here in dollars, with the evidence attached. Real dollars marked real. Estimates marked estimates, with the math shown. A quiet month isn’t an empty statement; it’s the standard, held.

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Monthly statement · sample
✓ Found & cancelled · invoices attached

$1,900/yr in app subscriptions you weren’t using. Two apps, untouched since spring, cancelled with your sign-off.

✓ Found & fixed · estimate, math shown

Your ads were counting some sales twice. Roughly $4k/month of budget was being aimed by wrong numbers. Fixed on the 12th, verified clean every night since.

✓ Caught before customers · timeline attached

A broken discount code, caught in 6 minutes on launch morning, fixed before the email campaign landed on it.

Checks passed quietly: 740Found: $6,200+
Log / Pricing10 / 13

0.1% of what it protects.

No packages, no hours, no tiers. Every store gets all of Storekeeper. The price is indexed to the revenue being storekeeped, the way any serious infrastructure is.

What would your store pay?
Your annual online revenue$8.0M
Storekeeper, monthly$8,000
Everything included · re-priced once a year, both directions · leave any month on 30 days’ notice
Payment processing~2.9% of revenue
Your app subscriptions~1% of revenue
Storekeeper0.1% of storekeeped value

You already pay for the pipes and the tools as a share of what you sell. This is the smallest of the three lines, and it’s the one keeping an eye on the other two.

This accumulates: documentation, verified history, prevention rules. Your store becomes a better-run asset every month it’s Storekeeped.

Log / The offer11 / 13
Five stores · live before Black Friday · closes October 15

Enter November storekeeped, or on luck.

The first pass

Setup includes a deep clean: unused apps, dead code, stray scripts, metafield and catalog clutter, gone. Your store comes up to our standard before the watching starts.

Why start in Q4?

Issues don’t keep a season; carts break in February too. But Q4 is the biggest traffic your store sees all year, the closest thing to a real stress test. Start now and Storekeeper learns your store under peak load and hardens it where it actually cracks. You enter next year with a store that has already survived its hardest weeks, and a system that knows it cold.

No questions asked

Ninety days in, if you don’t want to keep Storekeeper, for any reason or none: cancel, and the quarter is refunded. No conversation.

The bet

Within those ninety days, something will surface on your store that you’d never have known about. If nothing does, the quarter is free anyway.

The standard

You should never hear about an incident from a customer first. That’s the promise the system is built to keep, and the tape proves it, monthly.

Five stores this quarter. The freeze window is real, and so is the capacity.

November · under watch
The five days that make your yearArmored
From yes to watched · the four setup weeks
W1 · AccessYou give us the access we need. Store mapped, baselines recorded.
W2 · HookedStorekeeper wires in: agents deployed, checks running in shadow mode.
W3 · First passThe deep clean: apps, code, catalog, metafields, up to standard.
W4 · WatchedYour first fully watched week. The tape starts.
Livebefore Black Friday
Log / Start here · free12 / 13

First, we scan your store. You’ll see exactly what’s running unwatched.

All we need to start is your store’s address: no passwords, nothing to install. Within 48 hours, a report like this one lands in your inbox.

01

Send us your store’s address. That’s genuinely all we need to begin.

02

We look at it from the outside, the way shoppers, AI shopping agents, ad platforms and lawyers see it, and write up every inefficiency we find.

03

The report ends with an honest recommendation and your exact price. Sometimes it simply says you’re in good shape. Either way, it’s yours to keep.

Delivered in under 48 hours · yours either way

Store scan · sample
$6MYearly online revenue
≈$700Flows through every hour
11Break points, unwatched
✗ Inefficiency · estimate, math shown

Your ads are being told wrong sales numbers: roughly $3–5k/month of budget aimed by fiction.

✗ Inefficiency · invoices found

3 apps you’re paying for sit unused: $1,600/yr of found money.

! Your exposure · from your own numbers

One bad night at your size ≈ $7,000. Current alarm system: a customer emails.

Our recommendation: worth operatingYour price: $6,000/mo
Read the full sample report (PDF) ↓
Optional · The deep scan · with the right access

The free scan reads your store from the outside. The deep scan goes inside, where the biggest findings usually live:

Order flow, 12 monthssales that silently stopped, and for how long
Failed payments & subscriptionsrecurring revenue quietly dying to failed cards
Refunds vs their own baselinethe abnormal months and what they cost
Analytics vs realitywhether the numbers you decide on agree with the money
Discounts & prices, in fullwhat’s stacking, what never expired, what apps left behind
App & tooling spendeverything billed vs everything actually used
Offered in your report if it’s worth doing · yours either way
Log / Fair questions13 / 13

Fair questions, straight answers.

We already have developers. Why would we need this?

Your team builds; Storekeeper gates and verifies what they ship, then watches it all night. Findings reach them as evidenced write-ups instead of midnight fires. Teams tend to like us: we’re why the 2AM calls stop.

What does the AI actually do that a script doesn’t?

Judgment. It decides which of hundreds of nightly signals matter, tells a normal Sunday from a dead add-to-cart button, writes the diagnostic a senior expert can act on, and learns from every store to protect the next. It’s trained on five years of running stores like yours, and every decision it makes is logged.

Will it touch my live store?

Mostly, no. Small reversible fixes happen on their own: a duplicated pixel, a broken redirect, a rollback to last known good. Every one is logged and can be undone. Anything bigger, like theme code, apps, pricing or automations, waits for a senior expert to review it, sign it, and rehearse it on staging first. And checkout, payments and customer data are never touched by automation at all.

Is my data used for other stores?

No. Your data never leaves your store. What travels between stores is the pattern and the fix: never numbers, never customers, never your work.

How many stores feed the Brain today?

Three, today: the same stores behind the $25M+ under watch you saw above. And the Brain didn’t start from zero. It’s trained on years of our own incidents, fixes and patterns from running those stores, which gives it a head start a generic AI simply doesn’t have.

Will this grow our sales?

That’s your growth team’s job; this makes their work provable and your store safe to move fast on. Stop the losses, verify the floor, and let growth stand on it.

Why is the price tied to our revenue?

It’s indexed to what’s being storekeeped, like any serious infrastructure. Same product for every store; one formula; re-checked yearly in both directions. A fixed monthly number, never a cut of sales.

What if we want to stop?

Thirty days’ notice, any month. Everything set up and documented stays with you. In the first ninety days, it’s simpler still: cancel, refund, no conversation.

Log / Last entry · your store, still unwatched

Find out what’s running unwatched on your store.

One short report: the inefficiencies, risks and blind spots we can see from the outside. And it’s yours either way.

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